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| |<h3>Gestatten,</h3>
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| '''Kronf''' der Name. Wolpi Kronf. [[Wolpertinger]], zuweilen als [[Kamel]] getarnt.
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| <div style="background-color:orange; margin-top:3px; padding:10px; -moz-border-radius:1.5em;">
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| <h3>Babbel der Sekunde</h3>
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| | [[Datei:Kronfi kamelokronf Du fehlst uns.png|500px|center]] |
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| {{Babbel|#6EF7A7|#6EF7A7|black|<big><big>[[Mööepp|bla]]</big></big>|#C5FCDC|black|<small>Dieses Kamel hat es irgendwie mit Sprache und so.</small>}}
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| {{Babbel|#FF9FBD|white|black|[[Bild:Nivea-Creme.png|50px]]|#88ccff|black|<small>Dieses Kamel achtet auf hohes sprachliches [[Hautseite|Nivea]].</small>}}
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| </option><option>
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| {{Babbel|#FF9FBD|black|black|[[Bild:Peitsche.jpg]]|#88ccff|black|<small>Dieses Kamel ist ein [[Kameltreiber]] und reagiert auf Kritik mit einer angemessenen [[Pyramidenverbot|Bestrafung]].</small>}}
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| </option><option>
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| {{Babbel|#FF9FBD|black|black|<linkedimage>
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| tooltip=Sucht!
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| |#88ccff|black|<small>Dieses Kamel schwört auf das [[Letzte-Änderungen-Oszillations-Verfahren]].</small>}}
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| </option><option>
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| {{Babbel|#FF9FBD|black|black|[[Bild:Internetz Exploder.jpg]]|#88ccff|black|<small>Dieses Kamel findet den [[Internet Explorer]] zum [[kotzen]].</small>}}
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| </option><option>
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| {{Babbel|#FF9FBD|black|black|[[Bild:FSM.jpg]]|#88ccff|black|<small>Dieses Kamel [[Fliegendes Spaghettimonster|glaubt]] an [[Naturwissenschaft]].</small>}}
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| {{Babbel|#FF9FBD|white|black|[[Bild:Babbel.jpg|50px]]|#88ccff|black|<small>Dieses Kamel hat diesen völlig sinnlosen Babbelbaustein in seinem Bau ...</small>}}
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| </option><option>
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| {{Babbel|#FF9FBD|white|black|[[Bild:Firefox^^.gif]]|#88ccff|black|<small>Dieses Kamel mag den [[Feuerfuchs]] ganz doll!</small>}}
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| </option><option>
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| {{Babbel|yellow|yellow|black|<big><big>[[Angst|oje]]</big></big>|#FFEC8B|black|<small>Dieses Kamel hat einfach ein paar Babbel von [[Kamel:WiMu|WiMu]] geklaut.</small>}}
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| {{Babbel|blue|white|blue|[[Bild:Dromebot_logo.png]]|lightgreen|black|Dieses Kamel will [[Dromebot]] auf die Schliche kommen.}}
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| {{Babbel|red|black|black|[[Bild:Plumbbob Fizeau.jpg|50px]]|#FF6A6A|black| [[Explosion|WUMM!]] HAHAHA!}}
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| {{Babbel|blue|white|black|[[Bild:1AA.PNG|50px]]|#88ccff|black|<small>Dieses Kamel weiß, [[Wie versteckt man einen Elefanten?|wie man einen Elefanten versteckt]].</small>}}
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| {{Babbel|red|white|black|[[Bild:Kikamel.jpg|50px]]|#FF6A6A|black|Dieses Kamel kauft nicht bei [[Kik]].}}
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| {{Babbel|black|lightblue|black|[[Bild:Baustelle.png|45px]]|lightyellow|black|Dieser Babbelbaustein ist noch im Bau.}}
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| {{Babbel|black|lightblue|black|[[Bild:Kaschperl_Micky.jpg|40px]]|lightyellow|black|<small>Dieses Kamel liest ständig so komische [[Kamel Maus|Hieroglyphen]]geschichten.</small>}}
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| {{Babbel|black|white|black|[[Bild:Kopfsteinpflaster.gif|50px]]|lightyellow|black|<small>Dieses Kamel befürwortet die Behandlungsmethode [[Kopfsteinpflaster]].</small>}}
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| <h3>Notizzettel</h3> | | <center> |
| | Wir sind alle noch sprach- und fassungslos…<br /> |
| | blicken etwas verloren in Deine andere Heimat…<br /> |
| | https://www.ling.uni-potsdam.de/<br /> |
| | … die Dich ebenso bitterlich vermisst … |
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| [[Gesetzgeber]] | [[Steuerzahler]] | [[Der kleine Mann auf der Straße]] | [[Welterbe]] | [[Tempo-Sünder]] | [[Schlüsselfigur]] | [[Kinder]]
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| <h3>Theorie des Monats</h3>
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| Niemand weiß, woher der Name ''Kronf'' kommt. Aber es gibt viele Theorien...
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| Der Botaniker und Journalist [[wikipedia:de:Ernst_Moriz_Kronfeld|Ernst Moriz Kronfeld]] hatte das offizielle Autorenkürzel „Kronf.“
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| ''Krompf'' ist das lang gesuchte sechste deutsche Wort auf „-mpf“! Die anderen sind [[Sempf]], [[Sümpf]], [[Fünf|Fümpf]], [[Hanf|Hampf]] und Gempf (Stadt in der [[Schweiz]]).
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| Auf altägyptisch schrieb man <hiero>f-n-w-r-k</hiero>, das bedeutet transkripiert etwa "Krunf". Sinn hatte es aber keinen, war nur wegen der hübschen Bildchen...
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| „Kronf“ ist ganz einfach „Fnork“ - nur rückwärts gelesen!
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| <h3>Projekte</h3>
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| [[Bild:Lesezirkel.png|35px|left]]
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| Ich bin Mitglied im [[Kamelopedia:Lesezirkel|Lesezirkel]] für ultimative Lesetipps. Alles weitere [[Kamel:Kamelokronf/Lesezirkel|auf meiner Lesezirkelseite]].
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| [[Bild:KameleneEvelyne.PNG|40px|left]]
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| Ich nehme am [[Projekt:Kamelokratie|Projekt für Kamelokratie]] teil und trage den Titel ''Lord von Imaginien''.
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| [[Bild:Camel Vision.jpg|65px|left]]
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| Ich bin Pate beim [[Projekt:Patenschaft|Patenschaftsprojekt]]. Meine Patenkinder sind aktuell [[Kamel:Weisse Kamelstute|Weisse Kamelstute]] und [[Kamel:Saushkin|Saushkin]] (letzterer leider inaktiv).
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| [[Bild:Jein.gif|47px|left]]
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| Ich mische fleißig beim [[Projekt:Bürokratenspiel|Bürokratenspiel]] mit. Alles weitere auf meiner entsprechenden [[Kamel:Kamelokronf/Bürokratenspiel|Unterseite]].
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| [[Bild:Ka-Mel-Oh!.png|100px|left]]
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| Von Zeit zu Zeit erstelle ich Karten für [[Projekt:Ka-Mel-Oh!|Ka-Mel-Oh!]]. Mehr in meiner [[Kamel:Kamelokronf/Kartenschmiede|Kartenschmiede]].
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| <h3>Miss Camelian Pie</h3>
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| Long, long time ago<br>
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| I can still remember<br>
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| How that wiki used to make me smile<br>
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| And I knew if I had my chance<br>
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| That I could make those people laugh<br>
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| And maybe they'd be happy for a while
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| But <span class="plainlinks">[http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/index.php?title=Kamel:Nachteule&oldid=221441 November]</span> made me shiver<br>
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| With every [[Projekt:Möööep|paper]] I'd deliver<br>
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| [[Kamelopedia:Aktuelle Ereignisse/2007/11#22. November – Der Lotse geht von Bord|Bad news]] on the doorstep<br>
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| I couldn't take one more step
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| I can't remember if I cried<br>
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| When I [[Forum:WiMu|read about]] his widowed bride<br>
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| Something touched me deep inside<br>
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| The day the wiki died
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| So bye bye, Miss Camelian Pie<br>
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| Drove my chevy to the [[Wüste|desert]]<br>
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| But the desert was dry<br>
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| Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye<br>
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| Singing: This'll be the day that I die<br>
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| This'll be the day that I die
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| Did you write the book of love<br>
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| And do you have faith in God above<br>
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| If the Bible tells you so?<br>
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| Do you believe in Rock'n'Roll<br>
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| Can music save your mortal soul<br>
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| And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
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| Well, I know that [[Kamel:8-D|you]]'re in love with [[Kamel:WiMu|him]]<br>
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| Cause I saw you dancing in the gym<br>
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| You both kicked off your shoes<br>
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| And I dig those rhythm and blues
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| I was a lonely teenage broncing buck<br>
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| With a pink carnation and a pickup truck<br>
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| But I knew I was out of luck<br>
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| The day the wiki died
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| I started singin: Bye bye, Miss Camelian Pie<br>
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| Drove my chevy to the desert<br>
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| But the desert was dry<br>
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| Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye<br>
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| Singing: This'll be the day that I die<br>
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| This'll be the day that I die
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| Now for twelve months we've been on our own<br>
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| And moss grows fat on a [[Kamel:Ameise|crawling ant]]<br>
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| But that's not how it used to be<br>
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| When the [[Kamel:Nachteule|jester]] wrote for the [[Kamel:Fire|king]] and [[Kamel:JeLuF|queen]]<br>
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| In a coat he borrowed from James Dean<br>
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| And a voice that came from you and me
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| Oh, and while the king was looking down<br>
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| The jester stole his thorny crown<br>
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| The courtroom was adjourned<br>
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| No verdict was returned<br>
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| And while Lennon read a book on Marx<br>
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| The quartet practiced in the park<br>
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| And we sang dirges in the dark<br>
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| The day the wiki died
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| We were singing: Bye bye, Miss Camelian Pie<br>
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| Drove my chevy to the desert<br>
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| But the desert was dry<br>
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| Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye<br>
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| Singing: This'll be the day that I die<br>
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| This'll be the day that I die
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| Helter skelter in a summer swelter<br>
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| The birds flew off with a fallout shelter<br>
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| Eight miles high and falling fast<br>
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| It landed foul on the grass<br>
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| The players tried for a forward pass<br>
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| With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
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| Now the half-time air was sweet perfume<br>
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| While sergeants played a marching tune<br>
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| We all got up to dance<br>
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| Oh, but we never got the chance<br>
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| cause the players tried to take the field<br>
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| The marching band refused to yield<br>
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| Do you recall what was revealed?<br>
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| The day the wiki died
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| We started singing: Bye bye, Miss Camelian Pie<br>
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| Drove my chevy to the desert<br>
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| But the desert was dry<br>
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| Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye<br>
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| singing: This'll be the day that I die<br>
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| This'll be the day that I die
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| And there we were all in one place<br>
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| A generation lost in space<br>
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| With no time left to start again.<br>
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| So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick<br>
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| Jack flash sat on a candlestick<br>
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| Cause fire is the devil's only friend
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| And as I watched him on the stage<br>
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| My hands were clenched in fists of rage<br>
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| No angel born in hell<br>
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| Could break that satan's spell<br>
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| And as the flames climbed high into the night<br>
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| To light the sacrificial rite<br>
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| I saw [[Kamel:Luzifers Freund|satan]] laughing with delight<br>
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| The day the wiki died
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| He was singing: Bye bye, Miss Camelian Pie<br>
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| Drove my chevy to the desert<br>
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| But the desert was dry<br>
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| Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye<br>
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| Singing: This'll be the day that I die<br>
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| This'll be the day that I die
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| I met [[Kamel:Makamelia|a girl]] who sang the blues<br>
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| And I asked her for some happy news<br>
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| But she just smiled and turned away<br>
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| I went down to the sacred store<br>
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| Where I'd heard the music years before<br>
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| But the man there said the music wouldn't play
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| And in the streets the children screamed<br>
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| The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed<br>
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| But not a word was spoken<br>
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| The church bells all were broken<br>
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| And the three men I admire most<br>
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| The [[Kamel:Nachteule|father]], [[Kamel:Ameise|son]], and the [[Kamel:WiMu|holy ghost]]<br>
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| They caught [[Kamelopedia:Vermisste Kamele|the last train]] for the coast<br>
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| The day the wiki died
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| And they were singing: Bye bye, Miss Camelian Pie<br>
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| Drove my chevy to the desert<br>
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| But the desert was dry<br>
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| Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye<br>
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| singing: This'll be the day that I die<br>
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| This'll be the day that I die
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| They were singing: Bye bye, Miss Camelian Pie<br>
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| Drove my chevy to the desert<br>
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| But the desert was dry<br>
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| Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye<br>
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| singing: This'll be the day that I die
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